Saw the new "film" Constantine Thursday. It is so bad, I can't bring myself to waste any of the precious minutes I have back here in CT with my family for the weekend.
It has the story of a video game. Bad, bad acting. Stupid script. Indecipherable theme. Some theological errors.
Some cool looking images -- all of them of fairly revolting things, but hey, they're well-executed. The basic idea is that devils are bad and God is mostly indifferent unless He isn't, but even the angels can sin in this universe...and then, of course they become humans with stumps where their wings were. Give me that old time religion...
I saw it with a 20-something guy, and he assured me it was really bad. Just so you know it isn't a matter of personal taste.
[in Gregorian chant...] P-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-SS-SS-SS, AH-SS-SS-SS-SS, AH-AH-AH-SS-SS