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Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Got Lent?

Penance. Just Do It.

Almsgiving. Reach out and touch someone.

Ashes. A little dab'll do ya.

Abstinence. Where's the beef?

Temptation. It's everywhere you want to be.

Confession. The quicker picker upper.

Repentance. Because you're worth it.

Prayer. Can you hear me now? Good...

The Rosary. You give us 22 minutes. We'll give you the world.

The Cross. Drivers wanted.

Sacrifice. When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best.

Retreat. The antidote to civilization.

Hell. Snap. Cackle. Pop.

Christianity. We try harder.