This is funny. I predict that it is not too far off of what we are going to see in the media this weekend.
My opinion on the Motu Proprio: I am so happy for my Mother and her friends. They have been longing for this for decades. Personally, in another decade or so, I think we will all be ecstatic to have access to the Mass at all. I don't think we'll be getting stuck on which Rite is better.
(Hat tip to Sarah.)